Halloween Pics

Me in my costume.



One of the pumpkins I carved.

Stay the... what?

Apparently, President Bush isn’t saying “Stay the course” anymore. In fact, he denies ever saying it that much. Didn’t we used to call this a “Flip Flop”?

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Bush Parody on SNL

Night Trap on Newgrounds

There won’t be a new Halloween Special this year, as I’ve opted to update last years Night Trap movie a bit and submit it in the Newgrounds Halloween Contest. So, be sure you go watch it and vote everyday!

Night Trap: In this interactive movie, you control all the cameras and traps. It is your job to protect Taco-Man and the girls from whatever evil is lurking within the house. Can you catch all the bad guys and solve the case? The movie features multiple endings and plays in real time.

Woot! I dont know how it happened, but I got the Daily Feature Award for the 25th! Also, the scoring is rising! I've never seen that before!

THE REVIEWS ARE IN:

AWSOME!!! LOL!!!
Reviewed by: ultimatechakra
Overall Score: 10
Very Fun!! Very Funny!!! Very AWSOME!!! THIS GAME ROCKS!!!

Argueably, the best game on Newgrounds
Reviewed by: Grammer
Overall Score: 10
Oh yes, I loved it. This is a concept for a game which I have never seen before, it was definitely unique and and interactive. I really do hope this makes the Top50 scored in the portal.

This is me..
Reviewed by: JesterNightbreed
Overall Score: 10
Giving you the respect you so obviously deserve. Believe it or not, for the first time in a long time, I couldn't get enough of taco man. If you make more I'll be your personal hitman for a day. :D

10/10
Reviewed by: rudiger2
Overall Score: 10
usually on reviews people vote ten all round because they are lazy, there will be a movie without a play button given a ten on interactivity or a silent movie given a ten on sound but when this game gets a ten in each box thats because it genuinly does have it all it is funny, has amazing graphics, it's stylish, the sound is very professional and it is also violent Looking forward to see more games from SamT
the best halloween movie on NG

Praise be to Tom Fulp! And also for hosting Part Two.

Sam T

Animal Crossing DS

I recently started playing Animal Crossing on the Nintendo DS and was wondering if anyone else has the game and want to visit?

Friend Code:5111-8252-5487
Town: Tacoland
Name: Sam

I usually play at night. Be sure to post your friend code do I can add you as well. See you there!

Sam T

News Flash: It’s Clinton’s Fault

Taco-Man is back with another News Flash and is trying to start talks between President Bush and Kim Jong-il before it’s too late.

If you are wondering about the Newgrounds pre-loader and Special Message, you’ll be happy to hear that Newgrounds is now an official sponsor of Ebolaworld. Praise be to Tom Fulp!

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Punch Ann Coulter

I made this little animation at the request of one of the publishers of the new book "Brainless: The Lies and Lunacy of Ann Coulter", which they will use to advertise their book. Oddly enough, the CNBC show "The Big Idea..." also contacted me this week about appearing as a guest to discuss my Ann Coulter cartoon. However, it hasn't materialized yet.

The South Park 9/11 Episode

What do you guys think about this episode?

The David Zucker Albright Ad

Happy North Korea Nuclear Test Day!

Woot! Just after 10:30 this morning, North Korea apparently set off a nuclear explosion in an underground site in Hamhung province. North Korea's official announcement claimed that no radiation had leaked from the test site. This may or may not be true -- North Korea has never been renowned for its attention to safety -- but the political fallout from the test is likely to be widespread.

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Now don't forget to vote Republican this coming election, as they are the only ones who can get us out of this mess that they created.

Sam T

Bill O'Reilly Reports on the NES

James Dobson blames the Pages

Dobson, the man of God has this to say about the continuing Mark Foley Page Sex Scandal (I know the media has reduced it to the Email Investigation, but I haven't):

DOBSON: As it turns out, Mr. Foley has had illicit sex with no one that we know of, and the whole thing turned out to be what some people are now saying was a - sort of a joke by the boy and some of the other pages... By midafternoon yesterday, a rumor emerged that in fact Mark Foley had been pranked by the House pages. It is the first plausible thing I've heard in seven days...

Okay, I don't care if Mr. Dobson wants believe it was all a prank poor ol' Mark Foley fell victim to, but if he is saying that makes the guy now innocent of any wrong doing, then it is time to release all those men that Dateline NBC has caught on their program "To Catch a Predator". Those guys weren't even really talking to underage kids; they just thought they were. So I guess that makes them even more inncoent as Mr. Foley was talking to real young boys; prank or not.

"Focus on the Family" response to my email:

Thanks for contacting our ministry, Sam.

In response to the concerns you’ve expressed, we’d like to clarify that Dr. Dobson has never suggested that the reports of former Congressman Mark Foley’s sexual indiscretions were merely a “joke” perpetrated by congressional pages. That idea seems to have originated either with Michael Savage’s radio program, Savage Nation, or Matt Drudge’s Web site, the Drudge Report, and was then picked up by other media outlets. Dr. Dobson was simply referencing this news story to demonstrate the spectrum of response to the Foley situation when he said (on our October 6, 2006 broadcast) that “the whole thing has turned out to be what some people are now saying was a sort of a joke …” As far as he is concerned, sexual communications and innuendoes between elected officials and their junior aides are anything but a “joke,” and we would question the motives of those who have sought to misrepresent his perspective at the expense of truthfulness.

While we’re on the subject, we’d like to reinforce that Dr. Dobson has expressed his thoughts on this matter in no uncertain terms in several different contexts. On the October 6 edition of Focus on the Family, “Update on the Foley Incident,” he categorically condemned the former Congressman’s behavior as “inexcusable, reprehensible, and morally depraved.” On our October 11 program he characterized Foley’s actions as “flatly immoral” and said that “it was appropriate that he resign.” You’ll find similar sentiments articulated in Mr. Tom Minnery’s Media Statement, “Outrage Over Foley Case Justified” (October 3, 2006 – accessible on our Web site at http://www.focusaction.org/perss/A000000220.cfm and in the article “Dr. Dobson Responds to Liberal Attacks Over Foley Situation” (http://www.family.org/cforum/extras/a0042242.cfm).

Before closing, we also want to reiterate our concerns about the inappropriate ways in which this scandal is being used to hurt and discredit groups (for example, evangelical Christians) and individuals (such as Dr. Dobson) who had nothing to do with it. The vitriol, peppered with charges of “hypocrisy’ and “cover up,” is misguided and unfounded and smacks of opportunistic political posturing. Regardless of party affiliation, those who desire to promote truth and integrity in every area of public life should be chagrined by such antics. It would be extremely unfortunate if the fallout from this incident became a vehicle to discourage values voters from going to the polls and unjustly impugn the character of reputable political figures.

Thanks again for taking the time to write. Grace and peace to you.

Stephen Carson
Focus on the Family

My Reply:

Hello,

I appreciate you taking the time to reply to my email.

If you believe Mr. Dobson never suggested reports about the Foley sex scandal were a “joke”, then you need to read Mr. Dobson’s exact quote again: (The important parts are in bold).

DOBSON: We condemn the Foley affair categorically, and we also believe that what Mr. Clinton did was one of the most embarrassing and wicked things ever done by a president in power. Let me remind you, sir, that it was not just James Dobson who found the Lewinsky affair reprehensible. More than 140 newspapers called for Clinton's resignation. But the president didn't do what Mr. Foley has done in leaving. He stayed in office, and he lied to the grand jury to obscure the facts. As it turns out, Mr. Foley has had illicit sex with no one that we know of, and the whole thing turned out to be what some people are now saying was a -- sort of a joke by the boy and some of the other pages.

And then added: "It is the first plausible thing I've heard in seven days."

The last little bit is the proof that he believes the reports (or either WANTS to believe them).

We all understand that what Mark Foley did was reprehensible, but where is Mr. Dobson’s outrage over the alleged cover-up? Why does he continue to ignore any news on this subject? You know very well had Mr. Foley been a Democrat, and reports claimed other Democrats covered for him, Mr. Dobson would have never said the things in bold above. In fact, he would have probably damned the entire Democratic Party as a result.

Lastly, of course Mr. Dobson had nothing to do with the scandal and no one is trying to connect him to it. However, they are critiquing the words of a man who runs an organization called “Focus on the Family” that has now seemingly let people off the hook based on their Party affiliation. My only hope is that your base does get out and vote and they vote Democrat. The smartest thing we can do as Americans is to keep the Government balanced, as time has sadly shown that giving the Republicans full control has proven detrimental to our country.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. - Benjamin Franklin

Heed his words my friend.

Thank you for your time,

Sam T

The No-Fly List

(CBS) 60 Minutes, in collaboration with the National Security News Service, has obtained the secret list used to screen airline passengers for terrorists and discovered it includes names of people not likely to cause terror, including the president of Bolivia, people who are dead and names so common, they are shared by thousands of innocent fliers.

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It turns out Saddam and Osama (Usama too) are on the list. I can now rest easier at night.

Sam T

Foley and Hastert Are Now Democrats

Simply amazing.

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Democrat Mark Foley

I'm going to hold my judgement on Mr. Foley and the Republicans who allegedly covered for him until we learn the truth (yeah right), but look what Bill "Who's looking out for your unless your were sexually harassed by a Republican Congressman" O'Liely did on his show last night at least THREE TIMES...

FAIR AND BALANCED MY ASS!

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Bush Light Bulb Joke

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a
light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change
Accomplished

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a
light bulb and screwing the country.


Thanks to Frank for this funny joke. :D

The New Dubya-Doo Movies!

The new and improved George Bush Series is finally here! I've been thinking about how to re-invent the show for over a year now and decided to just keep it simple... and of course funny! It's no secret I'm wasn't a huge fan of my original series as it seemed poorly made, but so far I'm pleased with the new cartoon and am looking forward to making more episodes.

Deciding on the animation style was difficult, but I stuck with what worked before along with a few alterations. One question you may have is if Paul Wolfowitz will be a regular character, and the answer is "Probably not, but who knows what will happen." The cast needed to match the real White House staff, so obviously Wolfy had to go. However, I do plan to introduce many new characters as the series continues.

Watch the first episode titled "Bubble Boy" now!

Sam T