Prayer Doesn't Work

Who would've thought?! Someone needs to tell Pat Robertson.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2112892,00.html

Become Republican!

So true. So true.

Scandals!

Watch It Now!

I'm scared of Katherine Harris

This woman is scary. How many plastic surgeries has she had since 2000?











And how exactly does she plan to "win"? Bush style?

Read more and watch the Video! Hilarious!!

The Forums Are Back!

Many of you have emailed and ask for the return of the forums, so while the Fan-Site is still in the works, the forums are officially back in business. For those of you who used the old forums, you accounts should still be active (and hopefully you still remember your passwords). For everyone else, please join and lets start spamming like crazy people!

www.ebolaworld.net/forum

The forum is back up!

:)

Real Life Simpsons

Holy Shit.

The Linda Show: Rapture Ready

After hearing a Fox News story discussing the end of the world, Linda prepares for Armageddon. However, Linda’s Sister tries to convince her she should get out more and watch less sensationalized TV news.

Watch it now!

O'Reilly Threatens Caller

O'REILLY: Orlando, Florida, Mike, go.

CALLER: Hey Bill, I appreciate you taking my call.

O'REILLY: Sure.

CALLER: I like to listen to you during the day, I think Keith Olbermann's show --

O'REILLY: There ya go, Mike is -- he's a gone guy. You know, we have his -- we have your phone numbers, by the way. So, if you're listening, Mike, we have your phone number, and we're going to turn it over to Fox security, and you'll be getting a little visit.

HILL: Maybe Mike is from the mothership.

O'REILLY: No, Maybe Mike is going to get into big trouble, because we're not going to play around. When you call us, ladies and gentleman, just so you know, we do have your phone number, and if you say anything untoward, obscene, or anything like that, Fox security then will contact your local authorities, and you will be held accountable. Fair?

HILL: That's fair.

O'REILLY: So, just -- all you guys who do this kind of a thing, you know, I know some shock jocks. Whatever. You will be held accountable. Believe it.

Hear the Audio Clip!

Torie Clarke forgives you

Torie Clarke forgives you for not understanding the port deal. She knows your busy and don’t have time to figure out the facts. I wonder if she used that same logic to explain why Bush won the recent elections?

Watch Video Clip!

Bush 34% Approval = Osama Coming!

I heard about Bush’s new approval rating on Fox News yesterday. First they told the new poll numbers, and then proceeded to attack the legitimacy of the poll, CBS news, and Dan Rather personally (Who hasn’t worked there for months). Fair and balanced.

Of course, when I wake up today Bush declares (from his surprise trip to Afghanistan no less) “Remember that folk who knocked those buildin’s down?! Remember him? Wells, I’m gonna catch him.” Okay, Bush really said, "It's not a matter of if they're captured and brought to justice, it's when they're brought to justice,".

Bush Approval Rating - 34%

Bush vows to capture Osama (Again!)

The Main Stream Media's Reaction (With Video!)

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