Buy Sam T a Christmas Present!

Since my fans are rolling in cash (yeah right) and are very generous (yeah right), I thought I would provide a wish list of goodies you can buy me for Christmas this year. That’s right! This year you can send Sam T a Christmas present! Sam T has given you so much over the past few years, and is currently working to give you even more, so isn’t it time you gave him something back (you cheap bastard)? Anything you purchase off the list will be automatically removed and shipped directly while unbeknown to Sam T. You can even have the item(s) gift wrapped (hint, hint, wink, wink). Okay, I’m done.

Sam T's Wish List
You may sort the list by priority. Also be sure to check out my hilarious comments for each item.

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